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Built for the ones who were born smart,TAWT 2B Stup!d.
These limited-edition AzzBackWardz board shorts bring alien energy, black-and-white optical chaos, and loud green statement text into one beach-ready piece. The design hits like a glitch from another planet — weird, bold, funny, and impossible to ignore.
Made with lightweight stretch fabric, these shorts are built for summer movement: beach days, pool parties, festivals, lake trips, vacations, gym-to-swim fits, or just showing up louder than everybody else. Side pockets, a rear flap pocket, and an adjustable drawcord waistband keep them practical while the all-over print keeps them fully AzzBackWardz.
This is not basic swimwear. This is a signal.
Details:
• Limited-edition AzzBackWardz design
• All-over alien optical print
• Quick-drying stretch fabric
• Side pockets and rear flap pocket
• Adjustable drawcord waistband
• Lightweight feel for beach, pool, festival, and everyday summer wear
• Made on demand to reduce waste
Fit note:
Check the size guide before ordering. For a looser streetwear/swim fit, consider sizing up.
Add a bold splash of style to your beach-ready wardrobe with the Men's Board Shorts. Designed for comfort and durability, these board shorts feature quick-drying fabric for long days catching waves or lounging on the sand.
• 94% polyester, 6% spandex
• Fabric weight: 7.67 oz./yd.² ir (260 g/m²)
• Side pockets on both sides and a rear pocket with a flap
• Adjustable drawcord waistband for a perfect fit
• Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: machine wash cold, tumble dry low
AzzBackWardzlimited-edition born smart,TAWT 2B Stup!d board shorts
$62.00
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$62.00
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These limited-edition AzzBackWardz board shorts bring alien energy, black-and-white optical chaos, and loud green statement text into one beach-ready piece. The design hits like a glitch from another planet — weird, bold, funny, and impossible to ignore.
Made with lightweight stretch fabric, these shorts are built for summer movement: beach days, pool parties, festivals, lake trips, vacations, gym-to-swim fits, or just showing up louder than everybody else. Side pockets, a rear flap pocket, and an adjustable drawcord waistband keep them practical while the all-over print keeps them fully AzzBackWardz.
This is not basic swimwear. This is a signal.
Details:
• Limited-edition AzzBackWardz design
• All-over alien optical print
• Quick-drying stretch fabric
• Side pockets and rear flap pocket
• Adjustable drawcord waistband
• Lightweight feel for beach, pool, festival, and everyday summer wear
• Made on demand to reduce waste
Fit note:
Check the size guide before ordering. For a looser streetwear/swim fit, consider sizing up.
Add a bold splash of style to your beach-ready wardrobe with the Men's Board Shorts. Designed for comfort and durability, these board shorts feature quick-drying fabric for long days catching waves or lounging on the sand.
• 94% polyester, 6% spandex
• Fabric weight: 7.67 oz./yd.² ir (260 g/m²)
• Side pockets on both sides and a rear pocket with a flap
• Adjustable drawcord waistband for a perfect fit
• Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Size guide
| WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 28 ⅜ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 52 | 59 |
| 6XL | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
| WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| 2XS | 72 | 90 |
| XS | 76 | 94 |
| S | 80 | 98 |
| M | 84 | 102 |
| L | 92 | 110 |
| XL | 100 | 118 |
| 2XL | 108 | 126 |
| 3XL | 116 | 134 |
| 4XL | 124 | 142 |
| 5XL | 132 | 150 |
| 6XL | 140 | 158 |