Born Smart Alien Board Shorts | AzzBackWardz

Physical board shorts · Made on demand · Sizes 2XS–6XL. Select your size using the measurements below. Shipping options and any applicable taxes are shown at checkout.

Born smart. Taught to be stupid. Refuse the lesson.

These AzzBackWardz board shorts turn the original alien-and-zebra artwork into a deliberate cut-and-sew layout: one complete luminous alien on the wearer’s right front leg, uninterrupted zebra artwork on the other front leg, and the full message on the back-left leg.

• One complete pale-green alien head with zebra artwork visible above it
• Back-left statement: BORN SMART / TAUGHT TO BE STUPID
• Original ripped-swipe AZ monogram on the rear flap pocket
• Black-and-white fluid zebra field with alien-green accents
• AzzBackWardz inside label
• Quick-drying 94% polyester / 6% spandex stretch fabric
• Side pockets, rear flap pocket, and adjustable drawcord waistband
• All-over cut-and-sew print, made on demand
• Sizes 2XS–6XL

Fit: Check the size guide before ordering. For a looser streetwear or swim fit, size up.

Care: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low.

Small seam-placement variations can occur in cut-and-sew production. The principal artwork and lettering have been checked in Printful’s product renderer and kept within the safe placement zones.

Size guide (body measurements, inches)

Measure around the narrowest part of your waist and the fullest part of your hips, keeping the tape parallel to the floor.

This guide uses Printful’s body measurements for this exact board-short blank. If you are between sizes, choose the larger size.

Ordering and delivery

These shorts are a physical item. Production and transit are separate stages; see the shipping policy for current estimates. Confirm the size and destination before paying. For questions about fit, email your waist and hip measurements and preferred fit to azzbackwardz03@gmail.com.

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