Born smart. Taught to be stupid. Refuse the lesson.

These AzzBackWardz board shorts turn the original alien-and-zebra artwork into a deliberate cut-and-sew layout: one complete luminous alien on the wearer’s right front leg, uninterrupted zebra artwork on the other front leg, and the full message on the back-left leg.

• One complete pale-green alien head with zebra artwork visible above it
• Back-left statement: BORN SMART / TAUGHT TO BE STUPID
• Original ripped-swipe AZ monogram on the rear flap pocket
• Black-and-white fluid zebra field with alien-green accents
• AzzBackWardz inside label
• Quick-drying 94% polyester / 6% spandex stretch fabric
• Side pockets, rear flap pocket, and adjustable drawcord waistband
• All-over cut-and-sew print, made on demand
• Sizes 2XS–6XL

Fit: Check the size guide before ordering. For a looser streetwear or swim fit, size up.

Care: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low.

Small seam-placement variations can occur in cut-and-sew production. The principal artwork and lettering have been checked in Printful’s product renderer and kept within the safe placement zones.